leonsumbitches:

chibibun:

minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

YEAR OF THE ARCHER

omg :3

leonsumbitches:

chibibun:

minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

YEAR OF THE ARCHER

omg :3

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edwardspoonhands:

loveincolororg:

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF GAYS DESTROYING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.

But if gays are allowed to marry, my wife will notice that I don’t try to stay in shape as hard Neil Patrick Harris does!!!

edwardspoonhands:

loveincolororg:

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF GAYS DESTROYING THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.

But if gays are allowed to marry, my wife will notice that I don’t try to stay in shape as hard Neil Patrick Harris does!!!


lexcanroar:

my cat does this when she’s holding stuff, we call it RABBIT LEGS

lexcanroar:

my cat does this when she’s holding stuff, we call it RABBIT LEGS


dogsintophats:

Happy Caturday!

dogsintophats:

Happy Caturday!




crazy-cumberbatch:

rainbowchibbutt:

nemir0n:

emilythesmelly:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

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crazy-cumberbatch:

rainbowchibbutt:

nemir0n:

emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

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